So, if you listen to the Afternoon Buzz from 3p-7p, we broke the news on the Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow divorce, and I felt bummed about it, having played that whole divorce game once before, but now the news starts coming out about them having 'an open marriage', which means they could pretty bang around as long as they were there to tuck the kids into bed every night. And both appeared to have quite the A list stash on the sides, as Gwyneth was hitting it with ex-boyfriends, lawyers, billionaires, while Chris was was 'allegedly' getting side play from Kate Bosworth and Alexa Chung. But whatevs right? It's all in the past now that the divorce is happening, so if I can, words of advice for all involved:
You reading this – Don't do an open marriage, it doesn't work. Done.
Chris Martin – new album, new tour, you write songs that are instant pantydroppers, so on this next tour, live the life of a rockstar. Don't go all Ozzy or buttrock on it, but enjoy a new one in every town/city/arena. Use it as inspiration for the next album, or the next, NEXT album. Whatever, just lay pipe until it almost falls off.
Gwyneth Paltrow – So……….what are you doing this weekend? Call me sometime, between 3p-7p, 228-1041…………..
