The Goush (The Girl-Douche)

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There is no need to point out the obvious, but I am anyways.  Girls are getting pretty Douchey.  This is a new phenomena that has developed over the past 10 years.  Why it’s happening I have no idea, but it is.  It used to be a man’s role to value the wrong things out of a person….that is no longer the case.  Girls are becoming increasingly shallow and materialistic with every passing year.  The days when women would value morality over money and substance over looks is almost a thing of the past, and it’s sad.

Now don’t give me this “It’s women acting like men” or “It’s finally time that women got to own their sexuality” B.S.  Women are suppose to act like Women, not men.  Why?  Because men are, for the most part, STUPID.  We think almost purely in terms of sex, and food.  When is the next time sex is going to happen?  Oh that hamburger looks good.  These thoughts go through my mind at least 20 times an hour.  Girls aren’t suppose to be that way.  Girls are suppose to be the moral center to a man’s failed comprehention of proper social behavior.

I look at facebook and I see these beautiful girls struggling with finding a proper mate.  All of these posts about, “Omg I’m never going back” and “Once a Liar always a Liar”.  They are constant and flood my news feed everyday.  I used to feel bad for them, but then I quickly realized that this is a problem created by themself.  They are finding these guys in the “New Hot Club” on a tuesday night snorting lines of blow with their Bro’s but notice that they are holding the keys to a Corvette and let it slide.  Women are valuing what “Looks” like the perfect man, opposed to who can potentially be their perfect mate.

Look Girls, I know it’s tough for you out there.  It also must be tough presenting yourself like the lady you want to be, when most men value skanky clothes and clevage over everything else.

Here are a couple of tips to help you get out of your douchey ways.  Money isn’t everything……..Hard work is.  Men that work hard know the value of what they own.  So if a man works hard for you, he in turn knows your worth.  Looks aren’t everything…….Substance is.  A man that can’t talk about anything else besides booze, and sports is a loser.  Discuss topics that require deep thought. If he can keep up then he will most likely raise children that can do the same.  And last but not least…..Cover it up a bit.  Men know what you are hiding…trust me we do. We also like the challenge of seeing whats underneath it.

And look, if you like acting like a douche and having streams of surface value sexual relationships with dumb people……keep on doing what you’re doing.  If that’s what you want, then that’s what you want.  Just don’t act shocked when you find out the guy you are with is just as douchey as you.

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